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My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short story”? It’s long! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy dinner—left with a bill and a napkin I stole. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites make me laugh, cry, and rethink my career choices. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
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