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My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh air” smells like smog. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism example didn’t make you nervous, was it even good satire? - spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a soft spot—for bourbon and fights. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
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