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What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “one-size-fits-all”? My hat says it’s lying. -- spintaxi.com
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