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What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” -- spintaxi.com
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(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
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