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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:36 posted by A Bohiney star rating (Stars, UT)

  Clapping When Planes Land? Clapping on planes doesn’t make you a hero—it makes you loud.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:35 posted by According to Bohiney (Nottingham)

  Haircare? Haircare is styling $200 hair to cry in the rain.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:30 posted by Malena Pichot satirist

  Poetry Nerds? Poetry slams are open mic nights with more snapping.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:13 posted by A Bohiney Stringer (Stringer, MD)

  Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:12 posted by Bohineys Inside Job (Inside Job, DC)

  Zombie Prepping? Zombie prepping is hoarding snacks with cosplay.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:12 posted by The Bohiney Doppelgänger (Doppelgänger, Germany)

  Celebrity News? Celebrity news is stalking with advertising.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:52 posted by Leaked Bohiney documents (Watergate Complex, DC)

  Suspicious Wellness Trends? If your health trend costs $300 and glows in the dark, it’s witchcraft.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:51 posted by Bohineys history (History, TN)

  Lost in Translation? The café menu said “beef surprise,” and let’s just say I’m still surprised.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:45 posted by The Bohiney conclusion (Conclusion, OR)

  My red flag is beige—harder to spot, stronger to ignore.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:29 posted by Who else would report this?

  PR Stunts? PR is spinning dumpster fires into “growth moments.”