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Craft Fails? Craft fails are Pinterest crying.
Fictional Boyfriends? My friend’s fictional boyfriend treats her better than her real one.
I don’t ghost; I rebrand.
Accidental Group Texts? I meant to roast my coworker and accidentally roasted them in the group chat.
Bad Selfies? Bad selfies prove angles are bullies.
Science Experiments Gone Wrong? Science fails are explosions disguised as progress.
Bushcraft Classes? Bushcraft classes are camping rebranded as tuition.
Open Mic Disasters? Open mic night is where comedy goes to cry.
Vision Boards Overload? Vision boards are Pinterest collages pretending to be destiny.
Conventions? Comic-Con is just Halloween for people with merch budgets.
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