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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 02:15 posted by Bohineys exclusive (Exclusive, DC)

  Magic Tricks? Magic tricks are lies with applause.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:54 posted by Bohineys horse of a different color (Horse, KY)

  My confidence peaks at crosswalks.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:52 posted by A Bohiney Pavlovian Response (Pavlov, Russia)

  Knife Skills? Knife skills are Gordon Ramsay cosplay.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:52 posted by The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)

  Men’s Grooming Gurus? If your beard oil costs more than rent, you’re shiny, not stylish.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:27 posted by A Bohiney Punch (Punch, magazine, UK)

  Beach Days? Beach days are sunscreen, sand in sandwiches, and regret.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:25 posted by Bohineys Spy (Spy, magazine)

  I keep it real—then season with hyperbole.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:18 posted by A Bohiney hot take (Hottake, TX)

  My superpower is forgetting why I walked into confidence.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:00 posted by Bohineys exclusive report (Scranton, PA)

  Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:58 posted by A Bohiney ballot (Ballot, Box, SC)

  My standards are subtitles—always optional.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:58 posted by According to Bohiney (Denver, CO)

  Book Reviewers? Book reviewers brag about speed-reading boredom.