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I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I pushed the limit—cop says, “Pay up.” -- spintaxi.com
Ron White Style (Continued) -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “shortcut”? I’m still circling the block! -- spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
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