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The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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