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I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media proves that sometimes the best journalists are comedians. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I pushed the limit—cop says, “Pay up.” -- spintaxi.com
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