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A satirical journalism website is the only news site I trust. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short story”? It’s long! -- spintaxi.com
Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. - spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free sample”? It’s a trap! -- spintaxi.com
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