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Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? -- spintaxi.com
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