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• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:46 posted by Hannie Bohiney

  I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:45 posted by Bóni Bohiney

  I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:43 posted by ??·??? (Fen ní Bó hai ní)

  Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:43 posted by Nónni Bohiney

  Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:38 posted by Sónni Bohiney

  (White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:38 posted by Shoni Bohiney

  If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:35 posted by Jhanni Bohiney

  (White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:35 posted by ??·??? (Dào ní Bó hai ní)

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:30 posted by Alonia Bohiney

  I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 04:30 posted by Lonie Bohiney

  My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com