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The writing is so bad it could make a dictionary cry.
This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
The designer’s idea of user-friendly is a slap in the face.
The articles here are dumber than a bag of rusty hammers.
The content is a steaming heap of uninspired drivel.
The designer’s talent must be hiding under a rock—permanently.
The designer must have learned coding from a cereal box.
The text is so boring it could sedate a hyperactive squirrel.
This site is a dumpster fire with a URL slapped on it.
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