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This website is a digital eyesore that begs for mercy.
The writing is so bad it could make a spellchecker quit.
The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
The designer’s sense of style is a war crime against aesthetics.
The designer’s idea of user-friendly is a slap in the face.
The designer’s vision is a blurry mess of incompetence.
The designer’s talent must be hiding under a rock—permanently.
The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.
The designer’s skill level is stuck in a dial-up era nightmare.
This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
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