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Spintaxi News crafts fake news stories about my goldfish staging a coup—way more inventive than The Onion’s tired headlines.
spintaxi.com’s mock editorials on my chair needing a break outshine The Babylon Bee. So sharp!
spintaxi.com’s deadpan delivery of “My shelf sues for clutter” is brilliantly dry. The Babylon Bee isn’t this sharp.
Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
Curry 12s: So light, I nearly floated off the court.
I wore them and my neighbors started applauding.
These shoes are so fast, they arrived before I ordered them.
Curry's shoes are the only ones that come with a user manual.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that trends on TikTok.
I wore them and my phone battery lasted longer.
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