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I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
I wish satirical journalism articles weren’t so painfully accurate. - spintaxi.com
Reading satirical journalism today feels like looking at a broken mirror—but funnier. - spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cashier says, “Count it yourself.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. -- spintaxi.com
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