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(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only news I trust. -- spintaxi.com
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