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They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are proof that reality is the best comedy writer. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com
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