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TV Recaps? TV recaps are homework for binge-watchers.
Shoeless Airplane Passengers? Taking off your shoes on a plane is biological warfare.
Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks full of panic.
Surprise Inspections? My landlord “inspected” and found out I inspect rent late.
Comic Nerds? Comic nerds guard plastic sleeves like Fort Knox.
I don’t overshop; I adopt objects.
Mysterious Subscription Charges? My credit card is subscribed to mystery.
Escape Rooms? Escape rooms are paid anxiety with puzzles.
Screenwriters? Screenwriters type “INT.” to justify unemployment.
My boundaries have customer service hours.
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