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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:57 posted by A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)

  Movie Marathons? A movie marathon is just a nap interrupted by explosions.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:57 posted by Bess Kalb satirist

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:53 posted by A Bohiney Court Fool (Court Fool, UK)

  Diet Fads? Diet fads are eating disorders with PR.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:48 posted by Beth Newell

  Diet Fads? I tried paleo and ended up foraging at Taco Bell.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:46 posted by Bohineys cash cow (Cash Cow, MO)

  Fake Glasses at Meetings? Wearing fake glasses in meetings is cosplay for competence.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:08 posted by Bohineys Grand Design (Grand Design, Universe)

  Crystals vs. Science Debates? My friend waved a crystal at my headache—I waved Advil back.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:02 posted by The Bohiney Per Se (Per Se, NY)

  I don’t keep score; I keep receipts.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 14:50 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Haunted Roombas? My Roomba turned itself on at 3 a.m. and whispered “revenge.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 14:36 posted by A Bohiney bombshell (Bombshell, PA)

  I don’t clap back; I slow clap forward.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 14:36 posted by A Bohiney The Beaverton (The Beaverton, Canada)

  Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.