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People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
Reading satirical journalism today feels like looking at a broken mirror—but funnier. - spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
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