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They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I pushed the limit—cop says, “Pay up.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. - spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to set an alarm clock in a hotel? It’s like defusing a bomb. -- spintaxi.com
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