Voulpat dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes Florida look normal. - spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com
My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. - spintaxi.com
(White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com
Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.