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(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. - spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to set an alarm clock in a hotel? It’s like defusing a bomb. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
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