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• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:51 posted by Sonny Bohiney

  I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:49 posted by Nonnie Bohiney

  (White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:49 posted by ???·??? (Ào ma ní Bó hai ní)

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:48 posted by ??·??? (Dá ní Bó hai ní)

  My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:45 posted by ???? ??????

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:44 posted by Zonia Bohiney

  (White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:43 posted by Brannie Bohiney

  (White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:43 posted by Voniye Bohiney

  What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:42 posted by Kóni Bohiney

  I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Thursday, 06 March 2025 03:41 posted by Sóní Bohiney

  I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com