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I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “free shipping” costs you $50 to qualify? -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
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