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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:06 posted by see what experts are saying

  They all just applied for a PPP (Prophecy Postponement Program).
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:53 posted by Spiritual Burnout: When Even Death Needs a Day Off

  Death tried to collect my soul but couldn’t find parking.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:53 posted by learn how it all started

  War’s been fighting Wordle instead of nations.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:41 posted by more satire on this topic

  Death’s podcast is called “Live, Laugh, Languish.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:40 posted by Satire and the Slow March Toward the End of Days

  They missed Armageddon because they were waiting for a rideshare.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:29 posted by explore this trending story

  God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:28 posted by Apocalyptic Branding Tips from Famine’s Manager

  Death applied for unemployment and got denied for "not actively reaping."
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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:19 posted by Inside War’s Gamer Cave and Ego Spiral

  War tried to instigate conflict but lost signal.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:18 posted by HR in Heaven: The Only Department Still Working

  War joined a dodgeball league and calls it “training.”