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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:16 posted by Zoom Call Between the Horsemen Crashes After War Rage Quits

  The last plague Pestilence launched was a bad batch of hummus.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:01 posted by HR in Heaven: The Only Department Still Working

  The Four Horsemen now do TikToks titled #Doomcore Aesthetic.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:00 posted by Apocalyptic Branding Tips from Famine’s Manager

  Pestilence did a TED Talk on “Plague Minimalism.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:45 posted by view the original coverage

  Pestilence got distracted reorganizing his incense drawer.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:45 posted by Satire and the Slow March Toward the End of Days

  God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:32 posted by read related satire

  Their horses unionized and now refuse to gallop after 5 p.m.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:32 posted by click here to learn more

  God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:19 posted by read the full story

  The Horses now run an Uber franchise in the astral plane.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:19 posted by get the complete breakdown

  Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:06 posted by read the exclusive report

  Famine only destroys food systems if they’re not farm-to-table.