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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:57 posted by check the timeline of events

  Turns out the end of the world is coming... it’s just buffering.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:34 posted by explore this trending story

  They say they’re “working on it,” but it’s been two decades.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:33 posted by Satire and the Slow March Toward the End of Days

  War tried to instigate conflict but lost signal.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:13 posted by read the full story

  Famine got too full on metaphors.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:12 posted by Why the Apocalypse Is Still on Snooze

  The Horses now run an Uber franchise in the astral plane.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:53 posted by read the archived article

  The apocalypse is now considered “soft-launched.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:52 posted by view the original coverage

  Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:34 posted by see the latest update

  Death ghosted his own reaping schedule.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:33 posted by learn how it all started

  God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:17 posted by Famine’s TikTok Recipes That Literally Starve Logic

  War took a side gig as a dodgeball coach.