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(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. -- spintaxi.com
I got a DUI—cop says I was weavin’, I say, “Artistic drivin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “freshly squeezed” tastes like a lie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
Some politicians fear satirical journalism media more than actual news networks. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
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