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(White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
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(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. -- spintaxi.com
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