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(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. -- spintaxi.com
I got a DUI—cop says I was weavin’, I say, “Artistic drivin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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