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(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
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