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(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make politicians sweat. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
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