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I got a DUI—cop says I was weavin’, I say, “Artistic drivin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. -- spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
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