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My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m broke; I say, “Rich in spirit, darlin’.” -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy wine tasting—left with a buzz and a $12 bottle of regret. -- spintaxi.com
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