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I went to a fancy wine tasting—left with a buzz and a $12 bottle of regret. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “all-natural”—is my soap supernatural? -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
My wife says I’m a slob; I say, “Darlin’, this is curated chaos.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
I tried online poker—lost my shirt and my pride. -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
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