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(White) I logged on at the café—now my phone’s hacked and broke. -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m tardy; I say, “Blame the sunrise.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? - spintaxi.com
My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m broke; I say, “Rich in spirit, darlin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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