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I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” -- spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m broke; I say, “Nah, just pre-rich.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories get fact-checked, which is ironic. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
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