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(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” -- spintaxi.com
I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy wine tasting—left with a buzz and a $12 bottle of regret. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
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