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If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
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