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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:30 posted by political humor magazine

  Holiday Chaos? Holiday chaos is just family trauma with glitter.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:30 posted by A Bohiney The Daily Show (The Daily Show, Comedy Central)

  Movie Marathons? Movie marathons are couch potato Olympics.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:21 posted by Bohineys Poobah (Poobah, Turkey)

  Tennis Snobs? Tennis snobs clap like librarians in polos.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:20 posted by Akash Banerjee satirist

  Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:18 posted by A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)

  Magic Tricks? Magic isn’t pulling a rabbit from a hat—it’s pulling $80 from my wallet.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:11 posted by A Bohiney question (Question, Mark, TX)

  Airplane Turbulence? Turbulence is sky potholes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:10 posted by Read more on Bohiney (Liverpool)

  Grammar Police at Parties? Correcting grammar at parties guarantees you go home alone.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:01 posted by A Bohiney Rag (Rag, tabloid)

  Scream-Laughing in Libraries? If you scream-laugh in a library, you’re illiterate with confidence.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:58 posted by A Bohiney shenanigan (Shenanigans, NJ)

  Baby Showers? A baby shower is just people guessing the size of someone else’s bladder.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:51 posted by The Bohiney fine print (Fineprint, KY)

  Influencer Mugs? A mug that says “boss babe” isn’t empowerment—it’s pottery.