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I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy dinner—left with a bill and a napkin I stole. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Reviews - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
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