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(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I tapped my card—bar says, “Tap out, buddy.” -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart fridge—now it’s judgin’ my leftovers. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
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