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I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. -- spintaxi.com
I got a DUI—cop says I was weavin’, I say, “Artistic drivin’.” -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” -- spintaxi.com
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