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Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
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