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Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no refunds”? I’m stuck! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
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