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They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com
Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. -- spintaxi.com
I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise fine—told the cop, “My truck’s singin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. - spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
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