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(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
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